{"id":15376,"date":"2014-11-02T18:36:24","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T23:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15376"},"modified":"2014-11-02T18:36:24","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T23:36:24","slug":"sheldon-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15376","title":{"rendered":"Sheldon, part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Charlotte was not at all convinced about this move.  &#8220;Mom, Dad, are you sure this is a good idea?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry pumpkin,&#8221; her mom said, &#8220;but we&#8217;ve been over this a million times.  Finally your dad and I will get to work in the same college.  It&#8217;s not easy for academics.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Indeed,&#8221; her dad chimed in.  &#8220;We are the hobos of the modern age.  Always wandering from place to place, in search of an honest day&#8217;s work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are overdramatizing dear,&#8221; her mom said.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve got this.  Keep your eyes on the road.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tonight was the full moon, and all Charlotte could see outside were trees.  Lots and lots of trees.  &#8220;But we&#8217;ve never lived in the country.  Is it even safe?  I read somewhere that too many trees are bad for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually trees are good for you,&#8221; her father said helpfully. &#8220;They create oxygen. Makes breathing much easier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said, dear, that I&#8217;ve got this,&#8221; her mom said, this time more sharply. &#8220;Focus on your driving.&#8221;  She turned to look at her daughter.  &#8220;Think of all the new friends you will make here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I&#8217;ve got friends back, um, &#8230; home.&#8221;  As she said the last word, she could feel the tears welling up.  She balled her fists, annoyed at herself.  There was a serious point to make here, and she would <i>not<\/i> cry.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your friends are aren&#8217;t disappearing.  Believe it or not, even out here in the country they have the phone and the internet.  Besides, after the summer you&#8217;re going to start high school &#8212; a whole new crop of friends.  So you&#8217;ll have twice as many friends as anybody else.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Charlotte sensed there was a flaw somewhere in her mother&#8217;s logic.  She was still formulating her counterargument when she heard a crunch of gravel beneath the tires.  They had arrived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlotte was not at all convinced about this move. &#8220;Mom, Dad, are you sure this is a good idea?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry pumpkin,&#8221; her mom said, &#8220;but we&#8217;ve been over this a million times. Finally your dad and I will get to work in the same college. It&#8217;s not easy for academics.&#8221; &#8220;Indeed,&#8221; her dad chimed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15376\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sheldon, part 2&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15377,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15376\/revisions\/15377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}