{"id":16156,"date":"2015-06-13T19:12:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16156"},"modified":"2015-06-14T17:32:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T22:32:08","slug":"holiday-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16156","title":{"rendered":"Holiday greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago I invited my friend Michael Ferraro to my parents&#8217; house for Passover.<\/p>\n<p>As you might have guessed from his family name, Michael isn&#8217;t Jewish.  In fact, as it turned out, he was very happy to be asked, but he was also quite nervous about the whole thing, not knowing very much about Judaism.  I think he was worried that he would say or do something wrong or inappropriate.<\/p>\n<p>My parents, being very wonderful and loving people, didn&#8217;t care at all about his cultural orientation.  They were just happy to meet a friend of mine and welcome him into their home.<\/p>\n<p>When the day came, and Michael showed up at the house, my mother came to the door to ask him in, with my father just behind.  I could see that Michael looked a little nervous, trying to think of just the right thing to say.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, apparently groping for just the right words, he exclaimed &#8220;Good Lentils!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My parents both cracked up.  It was, I think, the funniest thing they had heard in a long time.  From that moment on, they completely adored him, and the entire evening went very well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago I invited my friend Michael Ferraro to my parents&#8217; house for Passover. As you might have guessed from his family name, Michael isn&#8217;t Jewish. In fact, as it turned out, he was very happy to be asked, but he was also quite nervous about the whole thing, not knowing very much about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16156\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Holiday greetings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16156"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16159,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16156\/revisions\/16159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}