{"id":17648,"date":"2016-07-30T17:42:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-30T22:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=17648"},"modified":"2016-07-30T17:42:51","modified_gmt":"2016-07-30T22:42:51","slug":"how-to-make-phones-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=17648","title":{"rendered":"How to make phones better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine was complaining the other day that he was always misplacing his phone.  All this modern technology is very convenient, but if you can&#8217;t find your device, it doesn&#8217;t do you much good, does it?<\/p>\n<p>I gave him the following suggestion:   Find a sturdy cord, and glue it to your phone.  Choose a room in your house that is very convenient &#8212; someplace you go all the time, such as your kitchen.  Attach the other end of the cord to some handy location in that room.<\/p>\n<p>Now you will always know where to find your phone.  When you want to make a call, you will always know exactly where your phone is located.  And you will never again need to worry about it getting lost!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing how one simple innovation can solve so many problems.  I&#8217;m astonished that nobody has ever tried something like this before.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine was complaining the other day that he was always misplacing his phone. All this modern technology is very convenient, but if you can&#8217;t find your device, it doesn&#8217;t do you much good, does it? I gave him the following suggestion: Find a sturdy cord, and glue it to your phone. Choose &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=17648\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to make phones better&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17649,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17648\/revisions\/17649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}