{"id":18248,"date":"2017-01-07T23:12:42","date_gmt":"2017-01-08T04:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18248"},"modified":"2017-01-08T09:15:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-08T14:15:28","slug":"irony-in-the-modern-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18248","title":{"rendered":"Irony in the modern age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had two hours this morning in Las Vegas to see the CES show before heading to the airport.  For those of you who don&#8217;t know, CES is the largest computer expo in the world.  It meets in Vegas every year around now.<\/p>\n<p>I had spoken at an event in Vegas yesterday, so I was briefly still in town.  I headed from my hotel to the convention center, and everything went well.<\/p>\n<p>Until that is, I tried to register.  Right in the middle of my registering, all of the computers went down.  The people running things were very apologetic, but they said they just can&#8217;t let anyone in without a badge.<\/p>\n<p>And for anyone to get a badge, their computers need to be up.  I ended up spending the next 20 minutes waiting around.<\/p>\n<p>Then, on the advice of a colleague, I went to a different part of the convention center.  I waited in another long line, this time outside in the cold.  I got to the window, and right in the middle of my registering, the computers went down again.<\/p>\n<p>At this point I figured that maybe I&#8217;m some sort of minor god.  After all, I seem to be able to bring down an entire computer network simply through the force of my bad karma.<\/p>\n<p>A third line did the trick.  I got my badge, having spent more than an hour on various lines, and headed into the show.  There were now just about 30 minutes left before I needed to leave the convention center and head to the airport.  So I got to see a few things, but not many.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I didn&#8217;t feel bad, because the irony of it all was more delicious than the inconvenience:  I had essentially missed the largest computer show in the world, because their computers crashed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had two hours this morning in Las Vegas to see the CES show before heading to the airport. For those of you who don&#8217;t know, CES is the largest computer expo in the world. It meets in Vegas every year around now. I had spoken at an event in Vegas yesterday, so I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18248\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Irony in the modern age&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18248"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18254,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18248\/revisions\/18254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}