{"id":18802,"date":"2017-06-02T09:40:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-02T14:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18802"},"modified":"2017-06-03T18:27:43","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T23:27:43","slug":"covfefe-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18802","title":{"rendered":"Covfefe explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The orange one challenged us to figure out what he meant by &#8220;covfefe&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>After much careful analysis, and given this latest news about his pull-out from the Paris climate agreement, I finally figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>It is actually a description of his three step plan:<\/p>\n<p>(1) Con our voters<br \/>\n(2) Fuck economy<br \/>\n(3) Fuck Earth<\/p>\n<p>I know that the last few months have seemed random to many of you.  Yet when you actually understand his plan, the man is remarkably consistent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The orange one challenged us to figure out what he meant by &#8220;covfefe&#8221;. After much careful analysis, and given this latest news about his pull-out from the Paris climate agreement, I finally figured it out. It is actually a description of his three step plan: (1) Con our voters (2) Fuck economy (3) Fuck Earth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18802\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Covfefe explained&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18802"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18805,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18802\/revisions\/18805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}