{"id":18820,"date":"2017-06-08T18:05:30","date_gmt":"2017-06-08T23:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18820"},"modified":"2017-06-08T18:05:30","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T23:05:30","slug":"obscure-programming-language-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18820","title":{"rendered":"Obscure programming language jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Java programmers have class.<\/p>\n<p>Haskell programmers are lazy.<\/p>\n<p>Prolog programmers are logical.<\/p>\n<p>SmallTalk programmers are dynamic.<\/p>\n<p>Javascript programmers need closure.<\/p>\n<p>.sdrawkcab era sremmargorp tpircStsoP<\/p>\n<p>APL programmers are X[\u234bX+.\u2260&#8217; &#8216;;] (after a sort).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Java programmers have class. Haskell programmers are lazy. Prolog programmers are logical. SmallTalk programmers are dynamic. Javascript programmers need closure. .sdrawkcab era sremmargorp tpircStsoP APL programmers are X[\u234bX+.\u2260&#8217; &#8216;;] (after a sort).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18821,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820\/revisions\/18821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}