{"id":18858,"date":"2017-06-18T20:52:19","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T01:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18858"},"modified":"2017-06-18T20:52:19","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T01:52:19","slug":"how-to-know-you-are-in-seattle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18858","title":{"rendered":"How to know you are in Seattle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>If you&#8217;ve just seen a man<br \/>\nWith a beard on his chin<\/p>\n<p>And dark shades on his eyes<br \/>\nWho is crossing the street<\/p>\n<p>Wearing dark capri pants<br \/>\nAnd a Starfleet dress shirt<\/p>\n<p>Who texts as he carries<br \/>\nA large Sousaphone<\/p>\n<p>Then you can be sure<br \/>\nThat you&#8217;re in Seattle.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/in_seattle.png\" width=450><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve just seen a man With a beard on his chin And dark shades on his eyes Who is crossing the street Wearing dark capri pants And a Starfleet dress shirt Who texts as he carries A large Sousaphone Then you can be sure That you&#8217;re in Seattle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18858"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18861,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18858\/revisions\/18861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}