“Hello,” said the mammoth.<\/p>\n
This puzzled Ilara. As far as she knew, mammoths don’t talk. It seemed to her that this mammoth was breaking some fundamental laws.<\/p>\n
And what’s the point of having laws if you’re just going to break them? In any case, the mammoth clearly wasn’t doing what it was supposed to.<\/p>\n
Still, the would try to be reasonable about this. “I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to be talking,” she said. “You’re a mammoth.”<\/p>\n
“And I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to be talking,” the mammoth replied. “You’re a human.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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