You wake up with a jolt
\nIn your bed in your room
\nIt is time that you bolt
\nTo your meeting on Zoom<\/p>\n
So you roll out of bed
\nAnd you stare at your screen
\nAnd the hair on your head
\nIs the worst that you’ve seen<\/p>\n
But the meeting will start
\nIn five seconds or less
\nThere’s a pain in your heart
\n‘Cause you know you’re a mess<\/p>\n
But you click on the link
\nAs you gaze at your hair
\n“I look awful” you think
\nAs you try to prepare<\/p>\n
Though you’re totally wrecked
\nBut wait — you rejoice —
\nThere’s a way to connect
\nUsing only your voice!<\/p>\n
It will all be ok
\nAnd nobody will stare
\nThough today was a day
\nYou woke up with Zoom hair<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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