{"id":23928,"date":"2021-12-18T23:19:39","date_gmt":"2021-12-19T04:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23928"},"modified":"2021-12-18T23:20:07","modified_gmt":"2021-12-19T04:20:07","slug":"department-of-stupid-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23928","title":{"rendered":"Department of stupid questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was an undergrad in college, one of the guys in our dorm had only a right arm. His left arm was missing from just below the shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>There was a shared kitchen on the ground floor of the dorm, where students could make their own meals. One morning in the kitchen he and I got to talking.<\/p>\n<p>At some point he mentioned that he played in the University orchestra.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What instrument,&#8221; I asked, &#8220;do you play?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For just the briefest of moments a look of exasperation flickered across his face.<\/p>\n<p>He recovered quickly. Then he answered &#8220;The trumpet&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was an undergrad in college, one of the guys in our dorm had only a right arm. His left arm was missing from just below the shoulder. There was a shared kitchen on the ground floor of the dorm, where students could make their own meals. One morning in the kitchen he and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23928\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Department of stupid questions&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23928"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23930,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23928\/revisions\/23930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}