Here is a simple recipe for making $10 billion:<\/p>\n
(1) Send a birthday card to a good buddy of yours who is a notorious pedophile. On your card, draw a picture of a naked female with small breasts and sign your name on her crotch. Make sure to write (wording is important here): “Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”<\/p>\n
(2) Wait for some unsuspecting news organization to report on what you did.<\/p>\n
(3) Sue that news organization for $10 billion.<\/p>\n
You’re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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