{"id":28576,"date":"2026-07-13T21:45:11","date_gmt":"2026-07-14T02:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28576"},"modified":"2026-07-13T21:45:11","modified_gmt":"2026-07-14T02:45:11","slug":"my-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28576","title":{"rendered":"My program"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Life has oh so many quirks<br \/>\nI never know what danger lurks<br \/>\nOr why I must put up with jerks<br \/>\nBut I love it when my program works<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I can bear the weight of many tons<br \/>\nOr the fire of a million suns<br \/>\nOr even put up with bad puns<br \/>\nAs long as my darned program runs<\/p>\n<p><\/i><i>Really, what else can I say?<br \/>\nLife was meant to be this way<br \/>\nI&#8217;m happy now, for come what may<br \/>\nMy program ran just fine today<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life has oh so many quirks I never know what danger lurks Or why I must put up with jerks But I love it when my program works I can bear the weight of many tons Or the fire of a million suns Or even put up with bad puns As long as my darned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28576\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My program&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28577,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28576\/revisions\/28577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}