{"id":28787,"date":"2026-09-21T15:07:07","date_gmt":"2026-09-21T20:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28787"},"modified":"2026-09-21T15:07:07","modified_gmt":"2026-09-21T20:07:07","slug":"halloumi-poem-openings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28787","title":{"rendered":"Halloumi poem openings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gothic:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>On an evening dark and gloomy<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I did feast upon Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>American Romantic:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>By the shores of Gitche Gumee<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Stood the last piece of Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Epicurean:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>That aroma! &#8216;Tis what drew me<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; To the fine taste of Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ogden Nash:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>oh my tummy was so roomy<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; until mummy made halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Borscht Belt:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>I was hungry, ok sue me,<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So I noshed on some Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Queasy:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>That last one went right through me<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now I just avoid Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ace Attorney player:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>In a game by Shu Takumi<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The witness said &#8220;Halloumi&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Passive aggressive:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>If you actually knew me<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You would know I hate Halloumi<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gothic: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; On an evening dark and gloomy &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I did feast upon Halloumi American Romantic: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; By the shores of Gitche Gumee &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Stood the last piece of Halloumi Epicurean: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That aroma! &#8216;Tis what drew me &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; To the fine taste &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28787\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Halloumi poem openings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28789,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28787\/revisions\/28789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}