{"id":3145,"date":"2010-02-07T23:15:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T04:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3145"},"modified":"2010-02-09T15:45:24","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T20:45:24","slug":"the-legend-of-jake-canto-the-second-verse-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3145","title":{"rendered":"The legend of Jake. Canto the second, verse 2:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s evident,&#8221; said Jake, somewhat bemused.<br \/>\n&#8220;Like everyone,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I am a bot.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You are indeed,&#8221; she said, &#8220;but I am not.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not what?&#8221; replied our hero, all confused.<br \/>\nThe concept she was trying to explain<br \/>\nWas so outside the universe he knew<br \/>\nThat as she spoke, his puzzlement just grew<br \/>\nHe felt troubled in his cybernetic brain<br \/>\n&#8220;Look,&#8221; she said, &#8220;I am a human being.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I do not know this model type&#8221; said Jake,<br \/>\n&#8220;Perhaps some newer bot?  A recent make?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No!&#8221; she said, &#8220;You&#8217;re looking, but not seeing.&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;Well then?&#8221; inquired Jake, &#8220;What do you do?&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;We create robotic droids,&#8221; she said.  &#8220;Like you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s evident,&#8221; said Jake, somewhat bemused. &#8220;Like everyone,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I am a bot.&#8221; &#8220;You are indeed,&#8221; she said, &#8220;but I am not.&#8221; &#8220;Not what?&#8221; replied our hero, all confused. The concept she was trying to explain Was so outside the universe he knew That as she spoke, his puzzlement just grew He felt troubled &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3145\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The legend of Jake. Canto the second, verse 2:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3145"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3175,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3145\/revisions\/3175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}