{"id":404,"date":"2008-09-26T10:24:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T15:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=404"},"modified":"2008-09-27T00:30:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T05:30:19","slug":"snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Snake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One summer day when I was about five years old, up in the Catskill Mountains where my family used to spend our summers, I was walking to the orchard behind my grandfather&#8217;s house.  My plan, if I could really be said to have had a plan, was to find some apples, and once having found them, to eat them.<\/p>\n<p>I remember that the apples in the orchard behind my grandfather&#8217;s house were particularly yummy, although this could just be sentimental memory on my part.  Almost all of them looked great, luscious and ripe and juicy, but I would carefully examine each one, looking for the tell-tale little hole.  If I found a hole, that meant a worm had found the apple first, and was currently making its home there.  I would toss those back.  But the ones without the holes I would bite into, and that first bite would invariably be heaven, especially on a hot summer afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>On this particular hot summer afternoon I never actually made it all the way to the orchard.  I was about half way there, ambling along in my typical day dreaming way, when there was a rustling in the tall grass.  I stopped dead in my tracks, not knowing what it was, and not really being all that eager to find out.   The rustling came closer, and suddenly a big black snake popped its head up out of the grass, directly in front of me.  I was sure it was the biggest snake I had ever seen in my life.<\/p>\n<p>For a long moment I stared at the snake and the snake stared at me.  The next thing I knew I found myself running back toward the house as fast as my legs could carry me, trying to put as much distance between me and that snake as I could.<\/p>\n<p>Although I knew I should concentrate on getting to my grandfather&#8217;s back porch as fast as I could, I couldn&#8217;t resist looking over my shoulder, to see if the snake was gaining on me.  To my surprise, what I saw was a rustling receding into the distance &#8211; the snake was running away from me as fast as I was running away from the snake!<\/p>\n<p>From that moment on I was never again afraid of snakes.  In fact, I developed a soft spot for them, and even started to kind of like them.  And I still do, to this day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One summer day when I was about five years old, up in the Catskill Mountains where my family used to spend our summers, I was walking to the orchard behind my grandfather&#8217;s house. My plan, if I could really be said to have had a plan, was to find some apples, and once having found &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=404\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Snake&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}