{"id":599,"date":"2009-02-21T21:16:41","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T02:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=599"},"modified":"2009-02-21T21:17:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T02:17:42","slug":"snarkunfair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"snark.unfair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read a review today in <i>The New York Times<\/i> on a new book by David Denby &#8211; the film critic of the <i>New Yorker<\/i> &#8211; decrying snarky humor.  In honor of that book, I humbly submit the following blog post.  Please don&#8217;t hate me.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n***<br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>On a whim, today I did a Google search of &#8220;Obama is the Antichrist&#8221;.  Because this is America, I knew something juicy would show up.  Sure enough, this double-quoted phrase returns 37,600 hits.  That&#8217;s very respectible in anybody&#8217;s book.  Many people would kill to get 37,600 hits for their name.  And I think there is no doubt that the act of killing someone would increase anyone&#8217;s hit rate &#8211; an incentive for cold-blooded homicide if I&#8217;ve ever heard one.<\/p>\n<p>When you follow the links, you find the expected assortment of nut-cases, most linking the ascendence of this particular Democratic candidate to the end of the Universe.  The very idea of an &#8220;antichrist&#8221; presupposes that the Universe actually cares about our little planet and the strange two-legged creatures buzzing around on its surface.   We are so full of ourselves, aren&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<p>Just to be fair, I then did a Google search on &#8220;McCain is the Antichrist&#8221;.  Disappointingly, I got only 3200 hits.  So it would seem that John McCain (assuming that is the McCain being referred to) is less than 1\/10 as diabolical as Barack Obama.  Imagine how disappointed McCain and his advisors must be, after all of the time and effort they put in last autumn to pierce the public consciousness.<\/p>\n<p>And then I did one more search.  OK, this is not fair, and I apologize in advance.  I just had to do it.  I mean, wouldn&#8217;t you?  For completeness, I did a Google search on &#8220;Palen is the Antichrist.&#8221;   Three lousy hits.  And every one of them actually said &#8220;McCain\/Palen is the Antichrist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That is just so unfair.  She must be very disappointed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read a review today in The New York Times on a new book by David Denby &#8211; the film critic of the New Yorker &#8211; decrying snarky humor. In honor of that book, I humbly submit the following blog post. Please don&#8217;t hate me. *** On a whim, today I did a Google search &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=599\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;snark.unfair&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":601,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}