{"id":64,"date":"2008-01-30T12:20:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T17:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2008-01-30T12:23:27","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T17:23:27","slug":"chemistry-set","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Chemistry set"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A first blog is like your first chemistry set, with all kinds of cool test tubes and little screw-top jars containing odd looking powders with funny names.  Once you&#8217;ve set everything up in your parents&#8217; basement, you can mix things any way you like.  Put a little of this white powder into water and it turns bright blue, try the same thing with that yellow powder and a crystal starts to grow, right there in the Pyrex beaker!<\/p>\n<p>When I start a blog post I don&#8217;t always know exactly what kinds of chemicals I&#8217;m mixing together.  Two days ago I started talking about <i>Persepolis<\/i> and by the time I was done the post was fairly exploding with unresolved anger about the World Trade Center bombing.  Here I was, thinking I was going to grow a nice crystal or maybe get a puff of smoke from my little mixture, and I ended up blowing up a shelf and half of the basement wall.<\/p>\n<p>I imagine that some of you who&#8217;ve been reading this blog were not ready for the blast.  When you first got to the site that day, you were probably thinking &#8220;hmm, I wonder what Ken&#8217;s cooking up in his laboratory today.&#8221;  But rather than a cool little green flame over the bunsen burner, you ended up getting your eyebrows singed off.  Well, sorry about that.  I guess that&#8217;s how science works.  I would just like to say to readers that I sincerely apologize for any and all missing eyebrows, and will promise to replace all singed articles of clothing and any cracked or broken eyeglass frames.<\/p>\n<p>Now back to the lab.  There&#8217;s this interesting mixture of sulfur and tartaric acid I&#8217;ve been meaning to try out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A first blog is like your first chemistry set, with all kinds of cool test tubes and little screw-top jars containing odd looking powders with funny names. Once you&#8217;ve set everything up in your parents&#8217; basement, you can mix things any way you like. Put a little of this white powder into water and it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=64\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chemistry set&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}