{"id":7446,"date":"2011-11-10T14:24:31","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T19:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7446"},"modified":"2011-11-10T16:53:31","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T21:53:31","slug":"product-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7446","title":{"rendered":"Product names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Absolution<\/b> &#8212; The exercise program for priests<\/p>\n<p><b>Avarice<\/b> &#8212; The preferred snack food for sultry 1950&#8217;s movie sirens<\/p>\n<p><b>Behoove<\/b> &#8212; Motto of the ASPBH (American Society for the Prevention of Barefoot Horses)<\/p>\n<p><b>Contrite<\/b> &#8212; Greeting cards for that special prisoner in your life<\/p>\n<p><b>Dictatorial<\/b> &#8212; Instruction manual for budding despots<\/p>\n<p><b>Eschew<\/b> &#8212; The yummy new candy shaped like everyone&#8217;s favorite letter<\/p>\n<p><b>Gangling<\/b> &#8212; A magazine for the children of Bloods and Crips<\/p>\n<p><b>Limpid<\/b> &#8212; The singles club for people with no sex drive<\/p>\n<p><b>Pedantic<\/b> &#8212; A cure for restless foot condition<\/p>\n<p><b>Penultimate<\/b> &#8212; The perfect gift for the scribe who has everything<\/p>\n<p><b>Posthaste<\/b> &#8212; For when you need that letter mailed right <i>now<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Prowess<\/b> &#8212; The association for transgendered prows<\/p>\n<p><b>Sibilant<\/b> &#8212; Help for insects with multiple personality disorder<\/p>\n<p><b>Taciturn<\/b> &#8212; Store that specializes in understated funerary containers<\/p>\n<p><b>Winsome<\/b> &#8212; Self-help for managing expectations in the casino<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absolution &#8212; The exercise program for priests Avarice &#8212; The preferred snack food for sultry 1950&#8217;s movie sirens Behoove &#8212; Motto of the ASPBH (American Society for the Prevention of Barefoot Horses) Contrite &#8212; Greeting cards for that special prisoner in your life Dictatorial &#8212; Instruction manual for budding despots Eschew &#8212; The yummy new &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7446\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Product names&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7448,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7446\/revisions\/7448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}