“Demons are guys,” he insisted.<\/p>\n
“Hmm. That’s not very open minded,” she said.<\/p>\n
He shook his head. “I’m not prejudiced or anything, but when you ask me ‘would you date a demon’, the standard picture is the demon lover. That guy in all the stories. I just don’t swing that way.”<\/p>\n
“Interesting,” she said, sipping her drink. “So you’re in a relationship?”<\/p>\n
“Well,” he said sheepishly, “I’ve been meaning to tell you this. Actually I’m married. She’s my best friend.”<\/p>\n
She laughed. “No worries, I’m married too. I guess we have that in common.”<\/p>\n
“OK, what now?” he asked. “Buy you another drink?”<\/p>\n
“You’re very sweet,” she said, “but I don’t think you’re my type.”<\/p>\n
“Oh well,” he mused, “maybe you need a demon lover.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe,” she smiled, “Gotta go.”<\/p>\n
She was still pondering their conversation when she got home. “Hello honey. It’s your wife.”<\/p>\n
“Hey lover. Out prowling again?”<\/p>\n
“Yep, but nothing interesting. Found one soul just about begging for damnation, but he was kind of a drip, so I decided to take a pass.”<\/p>\n
“I’m sure you’ll do better tomorrow. Now give me a kiss.”<\/p>\n
The two women came together, and their demon kiss was filled with fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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