{"id":8425,"date":"2012-06-22T17:23:23","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8425"},"modified":"2012-06-22T17:23:23","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:23:23","slug":"artificial-unlaziness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8425","title":{"rendered":"Artificial unlaziness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a very lazy person.  I delight in lounging around the apartment, raiding the fridge, taking an entire day just to read the newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>Yet by most objective standards I get a lot done.  How can this be?  I think I have it figured out.<\/p>\n<p>When there is something I really want to get done, I start to create all sorts of artificial deadlines.  I schedule a talk where I need to show the demo I haven&#8217;t implemented yet, or a meeting where somebody important is coming to visit, expecting to play with software that&#8217;s still just a gleam in my eye.<\/p>\n<p>Without even thinking about it on a conscious level, I tend to organize the external world of people and events around me as a forcing function, nudging my lazy soul into a completely artificial unlaziness.<\/p>\n<p>The result is that I no longer need face the pressure of doing it &#8220;just for me&#8221;, since now I need to do it for them.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I am still doing it for me. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a very lazy person. I delight in lounging around the apartment, raiding the fridge, taking an entire day just to read the newspaper. Yet by most objective standards I get a lot done. How can this be? I think I have it figured out. When there is something I really want to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8425\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Artificial unlaziness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8426,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8425\/revisions\/8426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}