Let’s all hang out on Signal
I hear it’s quite the hoot
Where you meet the finest people
And journalists to boot
You can plan attacks on Yemen
And share that with your bros
And with everybody else, in fact
‘Cause that’s the way it goes
When a very stable genius
Picked you to head armed forces
‘Cause he likes your pretty TV hair
So critics, hold your horses
For at least one person’s happy
I can tell as sure as shootin’
See, what’s happened to our country is
The greatest gift to Putin