Our Vice President visited L.A., and of course immediately blamed the Democrats for his own administration’s attempts to turn peaceful protests into a clash with the military. He made sure to place special blame on “Jose Padilla” — which was apparently his name for U.S. Senator Alex Padilla — who was met with violence for having dared to ask a reasonable question of Kristi Noem.
Peter Thiel must feel bad about the millions of dollars he has spent propping up Vance’s political career. All that money cannot, in fact, give the Veepacheep more functional brain cells.
I suggest that from now on we simply refer to Thing 2 in the White House as “Jose Vance”. That will help remind us of our V.P.’s weirdly fractured relationship to reality.