Conservation of blue

You may have seen the recent announcement by Mars, Inc. that blue M&Ms are not being included in the new special limited edition M&Ms that won’t use synthetic petroleum-based dyes. It turns out that there is not yet any affordable way to create all-natural blue M&Ms with currently available technology.

And that is not the only way that blue is retreating. Blue paint has literally been peeling itself off the walls of the reflecting pool at the Lincoln Memorial.

Fortunately, here is where the law of “conservation of blue” kicks in. From all indications (and with a lot of unintended help from our screw-up president) the entire United States is about to turn blue. At least if the midterm elections are not rigged.

Maybe, if we manage to take our nation back from the creepy fascists, we can celebrate by eating some yummy M&Ms. Including the blue ones.

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