Halloumi poem openings

Gothic:
      On an evening dark and gloomy
      I did feast upon Halloumi

American Romantic:
      By the shores of Gitche Gumee
      Stood the last piece of Halloumi

Epicurean:
      That aroma! ‘Tis what drew me
      To the fine taste of Halloumi

Ogden Nash:
      oh my tummy was so roomy
      until mummy made halloumi

Borscht Belt:
      I was hungry, ok sue me,
      So I noshed on some Halloumi

Queasy:
      That last one went right through me
      Now I just avoid Halloumi

Ace Attorney player:
      In a game by Shu Takumi
      The witness said “Halloumi”

Passive aggressive:
      If you actually knew me
      You would know I hate Halloumi

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