Month: December 2020

Recently some people I know were talking. One was telling about her experience having had an expired visa while visiting another country.

At some point during her stay there this was discovered, and she was promptly forced to leave the country. Apparently the government in question was not very nice about it.

As she was relating this, she played up the drama of the situation. “I mean,” she said at one point, “have you ever had an entire country mad at you?”

There was a pause, and then one of her friends said, “Well, I’m Jewish.”

I remember going to the movie theater back in 2011 to see the sci-fi thriller Source Code back when it first came out. In general, it was a well made movie, with a cool VR-related premise.

Jake Gillenhaal made for a very presentable action hero, as he hunted down bad guys within a computer generated virtual reality world. The entire audience seemed to enjoy the movie quite a bit.

But there was one moment that stood out. At some point our intrepid hero does an internet search. He looks at the phone in his hand, punches the screen a few times, and before you know it, he is looking up something on Bing.

The moment that Bing came up, the entire theater erupted in laughter. Nobody in the audience had expected that.

The moment totally broke the fourth wall. After all, who would use Bing to do a Web search, when they could use Google instead? Certainly not the bad-ass hero in a cyber-thriller movie.

After a while everybody settled back into watching the movie, but the moment lingered. It had clearly been intended as product placement for Microsoft, and it had clearly not gone over well.

This was not, I think, a referendum on the relative merits of the two search engines, but rather a referendum on cultural acceptance. Sometimes it just happens — product placement goes wrong.

Sometimes, when I am asleep and dreaming, I experience orchestral music. It sounds like a wonderful symphony, but one that I have never heard before.

When I wake up, I have the distinct impression that I had been to a concert, experiencing the offerings of an exciting composer, as interpreted by a great orchestra. But that’s generally as far as the memory goes.

This raises questions in my mind. Did I actually experience music? Was there a structure within my head that was in some sense equivalent to a musical score?

Or was it all entirely an illusion, a trick of the mind? Was my brain merely creating some sort of short circuit process, pushing some inner button labeled “feels like symphonic music?”

Maybe I will never know.

Some days just seem to race by. Others seem very very long.

Today is one of those days. It’s hard to believe that days are all the same 24 hours.

It’s great to be working remotely
You don’t have to wear a dumb suit
But now there’s no time between meetings
I really do miss that commute

I wonder whether we could look at the general concept of “happiness” in terms of variance. Maybe happiness is not a question of whether we are feeling up or down, but rather the size of our emotional range.

If you are always in the same mood, things can get boring. On the other hand, if you have out of control mood swings, things can get scary, or even dangerous.

I suspect there is an optimal emotional variance that gives us maximum satisfaction in life. But maybe it’s even more complicated than that.

Rather than a single value of emotional variance, maybe what we need is variation in our emotional range. Sometimes we need to retreat into a calm emotional monotone, and other times we need things to get just a little wild and crazy.

So maybe it’s not about optimizing for emotional variance. Maybe it’s about optimizing for variance of emotional variance.

Hmm. Maybe I’ll look into that more when I’m in the right mood.

Today I walked into a jewelry shop. The shop owner was very friendly.

I suspect he was happy for the business. These days I am guess anybody in retail is glad for the business.

We said our hellos, and then he told me they were running a special today. “Oh, really?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said pleasantly. “Half off all earrings. If you buy one earring, you get the other one for free.”

It took me a moment to realize it was a joke. But then I laughed, because somehow it struck me as very funny.

I thought about that poor man, all day in his shop day after day, in the midst of a pandemic, just waiting for a customer to come in. And I wondered how many times today he had occasion to try that joke out on somebody.

I hope he had the opportunity to tell it many times.

Today I was on a Zoom call with seven other faculty members. We were working together on a research proposal for the National Science Foundation on ways to improve online communication.

At one point, a faculty member suggested that he and one or two others form a breakout room, so they could work together on a particular part of the proposal. Someone else said “I know how to create breakout rooms in Zoom. I’ll do it.”

About a minute later I got an alert on my screen inviting me to the breakout room. “How nice,” I thought. “The two of them want me to join them in working on that part of the proposal.” So I clicked “accept”.

I immediately found myself in the Zoom breakout room, along with all of the other faculty members. Every one of us had received the invitation, and every one of us had clicked “accept”. We had simply moved the entire meeting from one place on Zoom to another.

When we realized where we were, we all started laughing. Somebody suggested that we send the NSF a video of what had just happened. That would surely convince them, if anything would, that more research is needed.

In yesterday’s post I talked about how I memorized the 50 United States in alphabetical order. At the time I didn’t know that I was using a method to remember them all.

But today I realized that I get through them without missing any by employing a mnemonic. It’s not a very sophisticated mnenonic. I just impose enough structure so that I don’t end up missing any of the 50 states.

In my head I see a table that looks like this:

A A A A C	C C D F G	H I I I I	K K L M M	M M M M M	M N N N N	N N N N O	O O P R S	S T T U V	V W W W W

 
The letters are the initials of the 50 states. The first five states — Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas and California — are in the first column, and so on, all the way to Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming in the last column.

I see this table in my head when I go through the states in order. I remember the states in groups of five, and it works like a charm.

The funny thing is that I didn’t do any of this on purpose. The table just showed up by itself when I set about memorizing the 50 states in alphabetical order.

So I guess you could call it an accidental mnemonic. I wonder how often something like that happens.

Last night I had trouble sleeping, so I decided to memorize the 50 United States in alphabetical order. It was something I had always meant to do, and there is no time like the present.

It was challenging yet refreshing to do this without resorting to the internet. It’s a kind of game you can play while just lying in bed.

It took me a while to remember them all, but keeping them in alphabetical order in my head definitely helped. I knew, at least, that when they added up to fifty, they were all there.

Now that can recite the state names in alphabetcal order, I want to learn for sure where they are on the map. For that I may need to cheat and look at the internet. Or maybe — crazy thought — in a book.