Contrary to mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation…
Rosalynn Carter (1977): …I had nothing to do with the Son of Sam murders. I don’t even know David Berkowitz.
Eleanor Roosevelt (1934): …I did not participate in the Lindbergh kidnapping. Any correspondence between myself and Bruno Hauptmann is pure coincidence.
Martha Washington (1796): …I was nowhere near that cherry tree.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks…