If the martians who abducted you bring you back with extra powers, are you alienated?
If you describe your political opponent as a big flesh-eating reptile, is that allegory?
After somebody gives you the drill, are you bored?
If you insist you only like red birds, is that a cardinal rule?
When a song is written about you, are you composed?
After you lose the election to your spouse, do you stay devoted?
When lightning strikes, do you remain grounded?
If I tell you that x times y is a constant, is that hyperbole?
If you refuse medication because you’re already sick, are you being illogical?
If my gloves are on one moment, and then off the next, is that intermittant?
When I run out of the house with wrinkled pants because I have a pressing engagement, is that irony?
If you find a thousand dollar bill, is that noteworthy?
If you hate calculus in one dimension just because you think it’s derivative, are you being partial?
Isn’t that new whiteboard remarkable?
If you go to the clinic to get a second opinion, is that a paradox?
( http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2015/04/20 )
Oh, I thought that was a place to put two boats!
If the two physicians are right next to each other, are they orthodox?
only if they are either Orthopedists, Orthodontists or Otorhinolaryngologists