If the martians who abducted you bring you back with extra powers, are you alienated?
If you describe your political opponent as a big flesh-eating reptile, is that allegory?
After somebody gives you the drill, are you bored?
If you insist you only like red birds, is that a cardinal rule?
When a song is written about you, are you composed?
After you lose the election to your spouse, do you stay devoted?
When lightning strikes, do you remain grounded?
If I tell you that x times y is a constant, is that hyperbole?
If you refuse medication because you’re already sick, are you being illogical?
If my gloves are on one moment, and then off the next, is that intermittant?
When I run out of the house with wrinkled pants because I have a pressing engagement, is that irony?
If you find a thousand dollar bill, is that noteworthy?
If you hate calculus in one dimension just because you think it’s derivative, are you being partial?
Isn’t that new whiteboard remarkable?