If the martians who abducted you bring you back with extra powers, are you alienated?

If you describe your political opponent as a big flesh-eating reptile, is that allegory?

After somebody gives you the drill, are you bored?

If you insist you only like red birds, is that a cardinal rule?

When a song is written about you, are you composed?

After you lose the election to your spouse, do you stay devoted?

When lightning strikes, do you remain grounded?

If I tell you that x times y is a constant, is that hyperbole?

If you refuse medication because you’re already sick, are you being illogical?

If my gloves are on one moment, and then off the next, is that intermittant?

When I run out of the house with wrinkled pants because I have a pressing engagement, is that irony?

If you find a thousand dollar bill, is that noteworthy?

If you hate calculus in one dimension just because you think it’s derivative, are you being partial?

Isn’t that new whiteboard remarkable?

4 Responses to “Questions”

  1. J. Peterson says:

    If you go to the clinic to get a second opinion, is that a paradox?

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  2. CC says:

    Oh, I thought that was a place to put two boats!

  3. admin says:

    If the two physicians are right next to each other, are they orthodox?

  4. sally says:

    only if they are either Orthopedists, Orthodontists or Otorhinolaryngologists

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