Contradictionary

Word/sentence pairs inspired by a recent conversation with Andy Gerngross.

Acronym: A curious result of naming your memes.

Atheism: The non-existence of gods is my only unshakeable belief.

Boundless: Don’t leap to conclusions about things going on forever.

Dysnomia: I have a chronic difficulty remembering this word.

Inflammable: It burns me up when people use this word incorrectly.

Invalid: Aren’t you the guy with the fake handicapped sticker on your car?

Irony: There is only one word I don’t need a dictionary for.

Paradox: Nothing about this sentence is true.

Procrastination: I was going to start putting things off, but I decided to wait.

Xenophobia: I am afraid of strangers coming ever closer.

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