If you’ve just seen a man
With a beard on his chin
And dark shades on his eyes
Who is crossing the street
Wearing dark capri pants
And a Starfleet dress shirt
Who texts as he carries
A large Sousaphone
Then you can be sure
That you’re in Seattle.
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