All in a dream

I had a really strange dream last night. Not sure why I would have dreamt such a crazy thing.

In my dream, the President of the United States decided to use his time at an important United Nations summit to make an even more important public statement about teenage ethics.

In his public statement, within my very strange dream, the President described a scenario in which a teenage girl is drunk, and a young man decides to shove his penis in her face without her consent. Were such a thing to happen, the President explained to the world, it would be entirely her fault, not his, because she was drunk.

I pondered how weird it was that I would have such a dream, in which the leader of our nation would choose an assembly of all of the world’s leaders to make such a surreal public statement.

Fortunately I woke up, and realized that it had all been a dream.

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