This just in

This just in from Mar-a-Lago:

The former president expressed surprise at the controversy surrounding the visit. “I really enjoyed our dinner together. He talked about his heroes, and I told him, by coincidence, my uncle is also named Adolph. So that was nice.”

In all seriousness, how can someone who wants to be President of the United States not have a staff that does even a cursory background check on visitors to his compound? Have these people never heard of Google?

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