When I was an undergrad at Harvard, the students in our class were given the opportunity to vote for commencement speaker. The winner, as it turned out was a request to get both Snoopy and Woodstock from the Peanuts comics.
The University declined that request, possibly for logistical reasons. But the choice got me thinking.
I remember telling a fellow classmate “It’s too bad that Snoopy and Woodstock did not give this year’s Commencement Address. We would finally have had a complete set of speakers.”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“I mean,” I said, “that for the first time we would have had both a woofer and a tweeter.”