VR headsets seem to be
The hot new business, you’ll agree.
In a movie you can view
Only what’s in front of you.
But VR shows what’s all around,
From back to front, from sky to ground.
Yet there are problems, so it seems,
In selling those immersive dreams.
You can’t walk in this new space
Because you’d fall upon your face.
You cannot run, you can’t explore
And when you hear that dinosaur
You cannot look behind to check,
Unless you want to hurt your neck.
The real next-gen millionaires?
They’re buying stock in swivel chairs!