The orange one challenged us to figure out what he meant by “covfefe”.
After much careful analysis, and given this latest news about his pull-out from the Paris climate agreement, I finally figured it out.
It is actually a description of his three step plan:
(1) Con our voters
(2) Fuck economy
(3) Fuck Earth
I know that the last few months have seemed random to many of you. Yet when you actually understand his plan, the man is remarkably consistent.