Pour On The Utterly Stupid

This is a difficult time for the entire world. People of all ages are dying everywhere. Here in America, our 50 governors are each trying to protect the citizens within their respective states.

Sometimes, amidst all of the bleak news, people just need a laugh. Fortunately, that need is being filled.

In an inspired act of public entertainment, our Federal Government has found a rather ingenious way to make everyone feel better. Every day they stage a kind of absurdist comedy, in which some guy from a TV show pretends that he knows how to make everything better.

The genius of the show is the way it is scripted. The words spoken by the TV personality have obviously been carefully chosen to make him appear as stupid as possible.

The writers have created the illusion that the guy at the podium is just making up random stuff as he goes along, as though he is speaking from some inane parallel universe. When you think about it, it’s rather brilliant as entertainment.

I especially like that they are calling the show “Pour On The Utterly Stupid”. It even makes for a cool sounding acronym: POTUS

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