You wake up with a jolt
In your bed in your room
It is time that you bolt
To your meeting on Zoom
So you roll out of bed
And you stare at your screen
And the hair on your head
Is the worst that you’ve seen
But the meeting will start
In five seconds or less
There’s a pain in your heart
‘Cause you know you’re a mess
But you click on the link
As you gaze at your hair
“I look awful” you think
As you try to prepare
Though you’re totally wrecked
But wait — you rejoice —
There’s a way to connect
Using only your voice!
It will all be ok
And nobody will stare
Though today was a day
You woke up with Zoom hair