Here is a simple recipe for making $10 billion:
(1) Send a birthday card to a good buddy of yours who is a notorious pedophile. On your card, draw a picture of a naked female with small breasts and sign your name on her crotch. Make sure to write (wording is important here): “Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
(2) Wait for some unsuspecting news organization to report on what you did.
(3) Sue that news organization for $10 billion.
You’re welcome.