Despite the confusion around by Mercator projection for people who never learned how maps work, the actual number of square miles of inhabitable land in Greenland is just about the same as the number of square miles in the state of California.
Maybe there could be o aone-for-one swap. If you-know-who gets Greenland, maybe Norway could get California.
I’m sure the good people of California would love to be part of a country that doesn’t send around masked goons to terrorize its own citizens. Wait — there’s a word for a country like that. What is that word…
Oh right — “civilized”.