As I said yesterday, “May the fourth be with you” is now ruined for fans, having been co-opted by the overreach of a certain large corporation. Perhaps it is time to move on.
In that spirit, it may be time to initiate a new holiday. So here goes: “May the fifth be with you!” (he said, taking swig from a bottle…)
Alas, I am not sure that this new holiday is very child friendly.