I find myself fascinated by what this country is now transitioning into. It seems that in order to be qualified to be Attorney General in the incoming administration, you need to have had sex with an underage girl.
And to qualify as Secretary of Defense, it is not sufficient to merely be a neo-Nazi. You need to have an actual Nazi symbol tattooed on your body.
When I say “fascinated”, I mean that I am fascinated in the same way that I was fascinated when I finally learned the theme of the movie The Human Centipede.